我看到塔里亞了 I've got Talia.
好了，讓我們做這件事吧! All right，let's do this thing.
轉帳已經確認 Transfers confirmed.
行動 那太好了 Move in. That's very good.
我們是聯邦調查局 This is the FBI.
建築物已經被包圍了 你們都被逮捕了 The building is surrounded. You 're all under arrest.
我重複一遍，你們都被逮捕了 I repeat，you 're all under arrest.
把你們的雙手舉起來 Put your hands up.
我們是聯邦調查局! This is the FBI!
桑尼·塔里亞，你被逮捕了 Sonny Talia，you' re under arrest.
噢，是嗎?為了什麼？進出口？ Oh，yeah? For what? Import export?
冷靜點，夥計 這是我的裝貨清單 Calm down，buddy. Here's my bill of lading.
咖啡、塗料、計算機芯片以及麻布椅 Coffee，paint，computer chips and lawn chairs.
這兒除了麻布椅什麼都沒有 There's nothing in here but lawn chairs.
嘿，寶貝，你是個漂亮的女孩 Hey，sweetheart，you're a beautiful girl.
如果你厭倦了聯邦調查局的工作 If you get tired of the FBI
你可以來我的一個舞廳為我工作 You can come and work for me in one of my dance joints.
把11號特工帶過來! Bring in Agent 11!
11號特工! Agent 11
去搜索! Search!
這是什麼？What's this?
走，走，走，行動! Go，go，go! Move!
離我遠一點！離我遠一點！ Get away from me! Get away from me!
11號特工！Agent 11!
伯里克街，狗市鎮 Bleeker Street. Dog Town.
狗巷 Canine Alley.
不，你不要過來 不，你不要過來 No，you don't. No，you don't.
拜託，斯派克 我們就不能好好地做這件事嗎?，就一次？ Come on，Spike. Can't we do this nice，just once?
好的 是你自找的 All right. You asked for it.
我們在這裡發現了什麼？去拿雞肉吧! What do we got here? Go get the chicken.
去咬雞肉 Go get the chicken.
神精病，斯派克！ Psych，Spike!
拜託，博德爾斯 Come on，Boodles.
我告訴你 我們不能再這樣見面了 We gotta stop meeting like this. I'm telling you.
這樣的肉丸子每週要花掉我20元錢 It costs me 20 bucks a week in meatballs.
我們再來一次吧! 去把肉丸拿來！ Let's do it again. Go get the meatball!
你在哪啊？那隻臭狗在哪裡？ Where are you? Where is that stinking dog?
噢，噢，噢! Well，well，well.
怎麼了，泰森？你被鎖住了嗎? What's up，Tyson? You on lockdown?
想要這封信嗎?想咬郵差嗎?來啊，試試看！ Want to get the mail? Want to get the mailman? Come on，try!
太快了！Too fast!
我是誰？MC哈默！你知道為什麼嗎?因為你碰不到我 Who am I? MC Hammer! You know why? Because you can't touch this.
今天不行，泰森！ Not today，Tyson!
給你，寶貝 簽名，密封，交付 Here you are，baby. Signed，sealed，delivered.
謝謝，班尼，我明天能見到你嗎? Thank you，Benny. I'll see you tomorrow?
噢，是的 並記住，有任何需要我幫忙的地方 Oh，yeah. And remember，if there's anything I can do for you
你所要做的就是升起那面旗幟 All you have to do is raise that flag
而我會為你而來，寶貝 風雨無阻 And I'll come through for you，baby. Rain，sleet or snow.
我這個郵遞員永遠為你送信 This postman always delivers.
該死的 Damn.
噢，嘿，高登，怎麼了，夥計？你看起來氣色不錯，老兄 Oh，hey，Gordon. What's up，man? You' re looking smooth，brother.
又是泰森？Tyson again?
是的，但我很酷 Yeah，but I'm cool.
那隻狗只吃白色的肉 他從來沒有對任何兄弟做過這種事 That dog's on an all white meat diet. He never did that to no brother.
一點都不好笑 是的，它是的 That's not funny. Yes，it is.
如果他讓你難受的話，你為什麼不要求換條路線？ Why don't you request a different route if he's giving you a hard time?
這個星球上沒有一條狗能嚇倒我 There's not a dog on this planet that can scare me.
好吧，老兄 Okay，brother.
那真好笑 這太歇斯底里了 That's funny. That's hysterical.
拜託，寶貝 它們只是個笑話 Come on，baby. They' re just jokes.
別把名信片丟在我身上 Don't get postal on me.
名信片? 我不是郵遞員 Postal? I'm not postal.
別甚至這樣跟我玩 你知道所有的白人都是瘋子 Don't even play with me like that. You know all white people are crazy.
我會在到糧倉時再和你聯繫. I'll check you back at the crib.
嘿，高登，你可以留下那條狗玩具狗，無賴 Hey，G. You can keep that dog，dog.
明白了嗎?，小狗？ Get it，dog?
塔里亞先生，這裡有些好消息 Here's some good news，Mr. Talia.
我們植入你體內一個金屬球以替代你失去的附屬器官(睪丸) The metal ball bearing we inserted to replace your missing appendage
應該能幫助你保持自然的外表 Should help you maintain a natural appearance.
幸運的是我們總算保留了另外一個(睪丸) Luckily we were able to save the other one
否則我們必須植入兩個金屬球，而當你行走的時候 Or else we'd have to put in two，and when you walk .
這只是一個泌尿學上的小玩笑 It's just a little urological humor.
桑尼，算了吧，拜託！聽著，桑尼，沒關係的 Sonny，let it go，please! Listen，Sonny，it's okay.
檢方根本無法起訴你 The prosecution has absolutely nothing on you.
你是一個持有有效進口提單的商人 You're a businessman with a valid bill of lading for importation.
他們不能證明事先知道或持有(那些被查獲的毒品) They can't prove prior knowledge or possession.
他們沒有證據! They got no case!
我現在根本沒有擔心那些事 I'm not worried about that right now.
我擔心的是11號特工犬，總是這隻狗壞我的事 What I'm worried about is this Agent 11 dog. It's always this dog.
在過去三年裡，牠已經讓我損失了2,200萬美元 He made me lose 22 million dollars in the last three years.
而如今牠又讓我失去了，牠讓我 And now he made me lose，he made me.
你知道，桑尼，你只需要一個(睪丸) You know，Sonny，you only need one.
那麼把你的一個給我 僅僅往好的方面想 Then give me one of yours. Just looking on the bright side.
你對那條狗無能為力的 是的，我可以 You can't do anything about the dog. Yes，I can.
人類最好的朋友？壞狗！ Man's best friend. Bad dog!
對不起，夥計 I'm sorry，buddy.
嘿，寶貝 Hey，baby.
斯蒂芬妮，有人寄給你一隻絨毛玩具狗 Steph，someone has mailed you a stuffed dog.
瑞克，史利克和史萊米已被擊倒在大廳了 Rick，the shoot for Slick and Slimy is down the hall.
高登! 嘿，斯蒂芬妮 Gordon! Hey，Steph.
現在不是我的好時機 This isn't a good time for me right now.
我這裡給詹姆斯帶了個小禮物 I got James a little present here.
噢，我的天哪，那太可愛了 他一直在說的都是狗 Oh，my God，that's so sweet. All he's been talking about is dogs.
他不明白你不能在公寓裡養一條狗 He doesn't understand you can't have one in an apartment.
寶貝，過來 高登有東西要給你 Honey，come here. Gordon's got something for you.
怎麼了，小子？瞧你高登叔叔給你帶了什麼？ What's up，little man? Look what Uncle Gordon got you!
我不是你真正的叔叔，所以如果我吻你媽媽 I'm not really your uncle，so if I kiss your mom
那沒關係 That's okay.
別擔心，詹姆斯 那是不可能發生的 Don't worry，James. There's no chance of that happening.
嘿，夥計，我們該說什麼呢？ Hey，pal，what do we say?
謝謝 Thank you.
我喜歡狗 我要留你很長一段時間 I like dogs. I'm gonna keep you for a long time.
喲，史蒂芬 這傢伙是個瘋子 Yo，Steph. This guy's whack.
你好 是的，黛斯？我的航班是9點鐘 Hello. Yeah，Daisy? Flight's at 9.
你帶著那個玩具大搖大擺地走進來 You waltz in here with that toy
以為你能通過斯蒂芬妮的兒子得到她的心嗎? Thinking you can buy back Stephanie through her son?
你瘋了 你沒有先想想這一點 You're mad you didn't think of it first.
我不需要 我來這裡因為她需要這間屋裡有一個真實的男人 I don't have to. I'm here because she wants a real man around the house.
你要去逮捕一個人然後把他帶回家見她嗎? Are you gonna go arrest one and bring him home to her?
好了，兩位 Okay，guys.
警察事務 我要走了 Police business. I gotta go.
我送你到門口 I'll show you to the door.
好了，再見 保重 別中槍了 All right，bye now. Take care. Don't get shot.
出去 什麼？Out. What?
出去 馬上 走 拜託，斯蒂芬妮 Out. Now. Go. Come on，Steph.
噢，斯蒂芬妮 你不能抗拒它的，寶貝 Oh，Steph. You can't fight it，baby.
我很酷 I'm cool.
甚至沒開始 Don't even start.
你需要一些手銬而不是郵票 瑞克有的就是手銬 You need some handcuffs instead of them stamps. Rick got them.
聽著，高登，我懂你的意思，夥計 斯蒂芬妮只是個一角硬幣 Look，G，I'm feeling you，man. Stephanie's a dime.
一角硬幣？那是什麼意思？ A dime? What's that mean?
十分 A ten.
但她還帶了隨身行李 But she comes with carryon.
一個孩子 The kid.
你想說什麼？ What's your point?
這就像你在和珍妮約會，但珍妮還帶了提托來 It's like you' re dating Janet，but Janet's bringing Tito.
你不會想那樣的！ You don't want that!
我們只是朋友 我給她愛情生活上的建議 We're just friends. I'm giving her advice on her love life.
愛情生活建議？那她還不如給通靈朋友網路打電話 Love life advice? She'd be better off calling the Psychic Friends Network.
如果你想和那個媽媽在一起，你就得像個爸爸 If you want to get with that mommy，you got to be a poppy.
你準備好承擔這樣的責任了嗎?不！ Are you ready for that? No!
我對目前所承擔的責任很滿意，謝了 I'm cool with my current responsibilities，thank you.
比如什麼呢？Like what?
記得用牙線 Remembering to floss.
餵我的魚 Feeding my fish.
而且，在某個時候，把黑客帝國的錄影帶歸還給百視達 And，at some point，returning The Matrix video to Blockbuster.
一個被遺棄在郵箱裡的孩子應該抓住這個機會 A kid abandoned in a mailbox should jump at the chance
去搞砸他自己的家庭 你非得提起這事嗎? To screw up a family of his own. You have to bring that up?
是啊，我必須提出來，夥計！這是怎麼回事？ Yeah，I have to bring that up，man! What the?
你的養父母沒有教育你要去尊重他人的財產嗎? Didn't your foster parents teach you to respect other people's property?
上次我坐這個沙發，我的屁股有一週是橙色的 The last time I sat on this couch，my butt was orange for a week.
把你那該死的沙發搬離開這裡 我一開始就不想要它 Take your dang couch out of here. I didn't want it in the first place.
我沒有地方放它 I don't have space for it.
我在前廳教瑜珈功 I'm teaching yoga in the front room.
我不想聽有關你教瑜珈 I don't want to hear about you teaching yoga.
你甚至連一個瑜珈動作都不知道 You don't even know one yoga move.
我能用我的屁股撿起一張五美元的紙幣 I can pick a five dollar bill up with my butt.
你不能 給我五美元 You cannot. Give me five dollars.
我想看看這個 I want to see this.
你會看到的，寶貝，你會看到的 You're gonna see it，baby. You' re gonna see it.
看著 Watch this.
好的 Okay.
好了，我被卡住了 All right，I'm stuck.
你沒事吧？快來把我推下去 推我一把 You all right? Just come push me over. Push me.
僅僅推我 僅僅往右邊推我 Just push me. Just push me to the right.
嘿，嘿，小心點沙發，寶貝 Hey，hey，watch the couch，baby.
好了，拜託，老兄 All right，come on，man.
是的，我要去看足球比賽 你知道我已經準備好了！ Yes，I'm gonna watch football. You know I'm ready!
是的，我要去看橄欖球比賽！ Yeah，I'm gonna watch some football!
馬圭而小姐，我有人在這裡 你現在必須下來 Miss Maguire，I have people here. You must come down now.
嘿，你在叫嚷什麼？ Hey，what are you yelling about?
你叫她現在下來，因為我們要去機場 You tell her to come down now，because we are leaving to the airport.
她動作太慢了 She's so slow.
你要去哪，夥計？哪兒也不去，夥計 Where you going，man? Nowhere，man.
嘿，老兄，高登！唷，唷！ Hey，man! Gordon! Yo，yo!
你介意嗎?Do you mind?
你照顧不了我給你的倉鼠 You can't take care of the hamster I gave you.
你能對一個女人做些什麼呢？拜託，老兄，讓我來做這個吧! What you gonna do with a woman? Come on，man，let me do this.
那就去處理你的事吧! Go handle your business then.
有什麼事嗎?，斯蒂芬妮？ What's up，Steph?
我因公出差而保姆遲到了 I'm going away on business and the babysitter's late.
半小時前，她就說過10分鐘到 She said she'd be here in ten minutes，30 minutes ago.
好了，冷靜點 沒關係的 超級高登在此 Okay，calm down. It's okay. Super G's here.
噢，老天，我希望這是你，黛斯 Oh，God，I hope this is you，Daisy.
喂？黛斯！Hello? Daisy!
你十分鐘後會到這裡？如果你不來這裡，我就錯過我的飛機了！ You'll be here in ten minutes? If you don't get here，I'll miss my plane!
我會照看著詹姆斯，直到黛斯來到這裡 I'll watch James until Daisy gets here.
我不認為(那是個好主意) I don't think that's
黛斯! 是的，我是高登 Daisy! Yeah，it's Gordon.
快過來，姑娘，快！ Get your butt over here，girl，fast!
就是這樣 There you go.
這不是個好主意 你沒有任何照看小孩的經驗 This isn't a good idea. You don't know anything about children.
就10分鐘 他會怎麼做，漸漸失去水分而變乾？ It's ten minutes. What's he going to do，dry out?
來吧，我們休息一下，喝幾杯啤酒，蛤？ Come on，we'll kick back，have a couple of beers，huh?
好的，一杯啤酒 Okay，one beer.
你有生意要處理 放輕鬆點，一切都會好起來的 You got business to take care of. Just relax，it's gonna be fine.
我會盯著詹姆斯的，而詹姆斯會盯著我的 I'll keep an eye on James and James'll keep an eye on me.
黛斯在路上，，所以高登會照看你幾分鐘 Daisy is on her way，so Gordon's gonna watch you for a few minutes.
你沒問題吧？ Are you okay with that?
走吧！好的，好的 Let's go! Okay，okay.
快走！現在就走！ Move it! Move it now!
這事很重要 提醒黛西一定要檢查食物金字塔 This is important. Remind Daisy to always check the food pyramid.
這是詹姆斯可以看的電視節目單和時間，一天只能看一個小時，不許看PG級節目 This is a list of what he can watch and when，only an hour a day，no PG.
不許打電動遊戲，好嗎? No video games，all right?
噢，而且你必須確保黛斯帶詹姆斯去練習鋼琴和足球 Oh，and you've got to make sure that she takes him to piano and soccer.
聽著，都在日程表裡了 Look，it's all in the schedule.
所有綠色陰影區域是所有的自由活動時間 All the shaded green areas are all freeplay time.
黛西知道這一切，對吧？她已經照看了詹姆斯兩年了 Daisy knows all this，right? She's been watching him for two years.
對 你是對的 好吧! Right. You're right. Okay.
媽媽明天就回來，而當媽媽不在的時候你該聽誰的話？ Mommy will be home tomorrow，and when Mommy's away who do we listen to?
黛斯 對 而且記住，遵守 Daisy. Right. And remember，follow .
"遵守規則，而遊戲時間也會隨之而來" " Follow the rules and playtime will follow. "
明白了 Got it.
我愛你 I love you.
高登，你真是個救急的人 是啊，五種口味都有 Gordon，you' re a lifesaver. Yeah，all five flavors.
所有人都在等你呢！ All people waiting for you!
別羅囉嗦嗦了 各位，請繫好安全帶! Don't make smoochiesmoochie. Everybody，put on seat belts!
好了，開始了！跑，寶貝，快跑! All right，there it goes! Run，baby，run!
狠狠揍他一頓！ Knock him on his ass!
我的錯 把他打倒在地！ My bad. Knock him to the asphalt!
把他摔在瀝青上! Knock him to the asphalt!
真希望那保姆快點來，那樣我們就能去看大屏幕了 I hope the babysitter gets here soon so we can go to the big screen.
我知道 I know.
喂? 黛斯，是的，我是高登，你在哪裡？ Hello? Daisy，yeah，it's Gordon. Where are you?
你什麼意思，你不能來了？ What do you mean，you can't come?
球賽已經開始了 你給我馬上過來 The game's on. Get your butt over here.
食物中毒？Food poisoning?
黛斯，聽著，你在這不會食物中毒的 Daisy，listen，you can have food poisoning over here
和詹姆斯一起 With James.
我不懂你在說什麼 I don't understand what you' re saying.
我想她不會來了 I don't think she's coming.
別擔心 Don't worry.
你媽媽明天就回來了，而且班尼會和我們一起的 Your mom'll be back tomorrow，and Benny will hang with us.
你自己做得很好 You're hanging yourself fine.
記住，如果他被什麼嚇到了，或者哭了 Remember，if he gets scared，cries
或者把內褲弄髒了，打電話給我 Or messes his drawers，give me a call.
班尼，他會沒事的 Benny，he's gonna be fine.
我不是和你說話，我是在跟他說 I wasn't talking to you，I was talking to him.
詹姆斯，如果他待在浴室裡超過5分鐘 James，if he goes to the bathroom longer than five minutes
點一根火柴 Light a match.
我要去看大屏幕了！你得靠你自己了，小狗！ I'll be watching the big screen! You' re on your own，dog!
那並不好笑 班尼! That ain't funny. Benny!
我餓了 I'm hungry.
很好 好的，食物，我可以做 Good. Okay，food，I could do that.
來吧，小子 我現在不能吃早餐 Come on，kid. I can't have breakfast now.
為什麼？現在是晚餐時間 Why not? It's dinnertime.
那又如何？So?
我不知道這個 I don't know about this.
你媽媽不給你打掃衛生嗎? Doesn't your mommy make you clean?
偶爾地，我會一把火燒光所有的而再重新來過 Occasionally，I take a flamethrower to it and start all over again.
那是什麼氣味？ What's that smell?
那是男人的氣味 That's the smell of a man.
男人的住處聞起來就是這樣 It's what a man's place smells like.
但是 聽著 到這裡來 But listen. Come over here.
我們得複習一下這裡的規則 仔細聽著 We gotta go over some rules here. Listen carefully.
這是我的東西 This is my stuff.
看著它 Look at it.
這很漂亮 這是500瓦的杜比數位音響 It's beautiful. It's 500 watts of Dolby digital sound.
立體聲，收音機，DVD機 動力的顛峰！ Stereo，receiver，DVD player. The tower of power!
看過來 Check it out.
不許碰它 Don't touch it.
你聽到了嗎?你能感覺到嗎?，寶貝? You hear that? Can you feel it，baby?
說，"別碰高登的東西" 別碰高登的東西 Say，" Don't touch Gordon's stuff. " Don't touch Gordon's stuff.
我們會相處得很愉快的 We' re gonna get along just fine.
我們開始吃吧! Here we go.
一些天然的全糠穀物，就像飲食指南上說的 Some natural wholebran cereal，just like the chart says
再來一點豆奶 And some soy milk.
等一下，等一下 Hold it now，hold it now.
別忘了你的梅乾 Can't forget your prunes.
好了，開始津津有味地吃 All right，dig in.
你媽媽有說過我任何事嗎? 我聽到她和黛斯說起過 Your mom ever say anything about me? I heard her with Daisy.
偷聽你媽媽的對話，蛤？那很好 Listening in to your mom's conversations，huh? That's good.
她說了什麼？她說你很滑稽 What'd she say? She said that you' re funny.
滑稽？滑稽，那很好 Funny? Funny，that's good.
對，我們喜歡滑稽 Yeah，we like funny.
還說了別的嗎?你是不負責任的 What else? That you' re irresponsible.
不負責任？Irresponsible?
不負責任，浪費你的時間 Irresponsible，waste your time
而且你只想要一樣東西 And you only want one thing.
噢，而且你有點煩擾 Oh，and you' re some kind of hound.
她這麼說的？ She said that?
她讓你在這裡吃什麼？ What's she got you eating here?
不錯 It's good.
你怎麼能吃得下那個呢？ How can you eat that?
"不加糖"？而他們對此感到驕傲？ "No sugar added"? And they' re proud of that?
我想跟你說說我認識的這個人 他的名字叫嘎吱船長 I want to tell you about this man I know. His name's Cap'n Crunch.
他也有一些朋友 He's got some friends too.
喬古拉伯爵和託肯·薩姆 Count Chocula and T oucan Sam.
果仁圈 Froot Loops.
我不被允許 I'm not allowed.
等等，等等，你瞧，看守人不在 Wait，wait. You see，the warden's away.
只有咱們兩個在這裡，我們狩獵，我們聚集，我們想吃什麼就吃什麼 Just us guys here. We hunt，we gather，we eat what we want.
如果我媽媽發現了怎麼辦？ What if my mom finds out?
如果你不說，我也不會說 I won't tell if you don't.
我看到上面說我不該給你吃糖的 I see it says I shouldn't have given you sugar.
那些是活生生的動物！ Those are live animals!
接住我！Catch me!
我要這個11號特工被幹掉 I want this Agent 11 taken out.
我不知道 聯邦調查局的特務可能有點機警的 I don't know. An FBI agent could be a little tricky.
這傢伙真是個大塊頭！ This guy is huge!
不是他，你這個低能兒 是那隻狗 11號特工是隻狗 Not him，you moron. The dog. Agent 11 is a dog.
真有趣 真是個有趣的笑話 桑尼，這真好笑 That's funny. That's a good one，Sonny. That's a good one.
你要我們幹掉這隻狗？ You want we should whack a dog?
你們兩個大胖子覺得這很好笑嗎? You two tubs of blubber think that's funny?
沒有理由涉及私人恩怨 這就是私人恩怨! There's no reason to get personal. This is personal!
不會再有什麼私人恩怨了！我要那隻狗死！ It don't get no more personal! I want the dog dead!
好的，好的，桑尼 All right，all right，Sonny.
但是，你知道，我們是專業人士 But，you know，we're pros.
我們將如何在社區中昂首挺胸 How we gonna hold our heads up in the community
如果大家知道我們要去幹掉一隻雜種狗？ With people knowing we' re going around to put the whack on a pooch?
我的意思是，我們都是有頭有臉的 I mean，we got an image.
讓我這麼說吧! 如果你們兩個不幹掉那隻雜種狗 let me put it this way If the two of youse don't whack this pooch
那你們兩個就會被打死 Then you will get whacked.
好的 你是老闆 Okay. You' re the boss.
沒問題 No problem.
酬金會照例嗎? Do regular fees apply?
拜託 我說了什麼？ Come on. What'd I say?
你看到牠了嗎? You see him?
有一群小狗 It's a bunch of puppies.
但牠也想取悅於你 But he also wants to please you.
教牠工作，好好工作，而最後那是你的狗想要的 Teach him to work，to work well，and in the end that is your dog who wanted.
麥克，你在幹什麼？沒幹什麼，長官 Michaels，what are you doing? Nothing，sir.
44號特工是你的寵物犬嗎? Is Agent 44 your pet?
不是，長官 牠不是你的寵物犬！ No，sir. He's not.
牠是聯邦調查局的特工 是的，長官 He's an FBI agent. Yes，sir.
你不會再撓一個特工的肚子了吧？不會，長官 You wouldn't tickle an agent's belly. No，sir.
你沒看到我在撓卡薩維特斯特工的肚子，是嗎? You don't see me tickling Agent Cassavettes' underbelly，do you?
不，你沒有! No，you do not!
把這件事牢記在你們腦子裡！這不是演習！ Get this through your head! This is not a drill!
這些狗會拯救你們的性命 11號特工就曾救過我好幾次 These dogs will save your life. Agent 11 saved mine several times.
所以不要撓我的動物的癢 So don't tickle my animals.
所有的警犬特工都戴著隱形的防護項圈 All canine agents wear an invisible fence collar
電子項圈能夠發出電擊，以提升狗的注意力 Which gives a shock designed to get his attention.
由於我們專門地用手勢進行訓練 Since we work exclusively with hand signals
有時有必要促使狗狗回頭看一看 Sometimes it is necessary to prompt the dog to look back.
這會引起嚴重的不適 This causes serious discomfort.
為了狗的安全考慮 For the dog's safety
電子項圈上裝有一個電壓調節器，以防止電擊能量過大 The collar has a voltage regulator to prevent power surges.
同時絕對不能讓電子項圈靠近金屬物體，否則你會讓你的動物像聖誕樹一樣被點亮 Never introduce a metal object or you'll light your animal up like a Christmas tree.
聯邦調查局歷史上最傑出的狗進行電子項圈的演示 A demonstration of the collar by the most decorated canine in FBI history.
那是牠！你確定? That's him! You sure?
噢，是的 是的，可能老了一點，但確實是牠 Oh，yeah. Yeah，a little older maybe，but that's him.
攻擊！Attack!
到爸爸這兒來 現在！ Come to Papa. Now!
你說，"現在" 我是說"現在"，可不是指現在引爆! You said，" Now. "I meant " now" now，not now!
街上的傳言是試圖暗殺11號特工的是桑尼·塔里亞 Word on the street is Sonny T alia put the hit out on Agent 11.
這並不是說我們感到驚訝 Not that we' re surprised.
如果塔里亞能夠滲透進我們的訓練基地，11號特工待在這就不再安全了 If Talia can infiltrate our training facility，Agent 11 isn't safe here.
我已決定請求實施證人保護計劃 I've decided to call Witness Protection in on this.
莫道克特工，這是夏普特工 Agent Murdoch，Agent Sharp.
這是一次很不尋常的，夏普特工，這是11號特工 This is a highly unusual Agent Sharp，Agent 11.
這是一次很不尋常的請求 This is a highly unusual request.
但局裡非常擔心 But the agency is very concerned.
為了能夠實施類似於此次暗殺的行動，塔里亞肯定在我們內部安插了內奸 To be able to do something like this，Talia must have a man on the inside
在找到這個內奸之前，我們將重新安置11號特工 Until we learn who that is，we will be relocating Agent 11
到一個受保護的環境 To a protected environment.
好的，所以我們要去哪裡呢？不是"我們" Okay，so where will we be going? Not "we."
11號特工將獨自前往受保護地點 Agent 1 1 is going alone.
所以你要把牠從我身邊帶走？ 讓牠去吧! 是為了牠好 So you' re taking him away from me? Let it go. It's for his own good.
但我們是一個團隊 11號特工是我最重要的工具 But we're a team. Agent 11 is my most important tool.
如果沒有牠我會是什麼樣子？什麼都不是！ What would I be without him? Nothing at all!
你不能把牠從我身邊帶走！那就像拿走了我的槍！ You can't take him away from me! That's like taking away my gun!
那樣很好 That'll be fine.
嘿，小夥計 Hey，little buddy.
狗的一點短毛都可以把你弄傷 Little hair of the dog that bit you.
我感覺好多了 I feel better.
你的學校在哪裡？我不用上學，現在是暑假 Where's your school? I don't have school. It's summer.
我想我得帶著你去上班了 Guess I'll take you to my work.
耶！我要去送信了! Yay! I get to deliver the mail!
太棒了 Great.
至少告訴我牠要去哪裡 At least tell me where he's going.
我想，告訴你應該沒什麼壞處 There's no harm in that，I guess.
牠會被送到聯邦調查局在阿拉斯加的雪橇犬訓練基地 He's going to an FBI sled dog training facility in Alaska.
在那邊你要自己保重了 Watch yourself up there.
好嗎?，孩子？Okay，boy?
來吧，進去 Come on，get in.
我來拿著這些 I'll take those.
不用擔心，莫道克，好嗎?牠會沒事的 Don't worry，Murdoch，okay? He'll be fine.
是的，牠最好沒事 Yeah，he better be.
桑尼的口信： Message from Sonny:
"裝死" " Play dead. "
那隻狗在第三輛貨車裡 The dog is in the third van.
記住，你本來不應該在卡車裡 Remember，you' re not supposed to be in the truck.
這是違反規定的 It's against regulations.
所以你得保持低調並讓自己成為有用的人 So just stay low and make yourself useful.
把那幾堆信件分成奇數和偶數號碼 Divide those stacks of letters into odd and even numbers.
好的，謝了，夥計 Okay. Thanks，pal.
靠邊停車 Pull alongside.
我先解決司機，然後是那隻狗 I'll whack the driver，then the dog.
知道了，哇! Gotcha. Whoa!
當它安全的時候 When it's safe.
慢慢地靠過去 Ease up alongside.
抓住那隻狗！抓住那隻狗！ Get the dog! Get the dog!
開車! Drive the car!
嘿，夥計，我很快回來 Hey，buddy，I'll be right back.
哪兒也別去 Don't go anywhere.
哇! Whoa.
你好 Hi.
你在後邊怎麼樣？ How you doing back there?
高登，這是你的狗嗎? Gordon，is this your dog?
不，那是你的狗 No，that's your dog.
我的？Mine?
是的，我把牠給了你，記得嗎? Yeah，I gave him to you，remember?
酷！牠叫什麼名字？ Cool. What's his name?
斑點，狗的名字叫斑點 Spot. The dog's name's Spot.
斑點？Spot?
喲，克萊維斯！怎麼了，兄弟？ Yo，Cleavis! What's up，brother!
哦，天哪！Oh，man!
詹姆斯！James!
詹姆斯，過來 James，come here.
你沒事吧？有沒有任何骨折？ You okay? Any broken bones?
我沒事，很好! I'm fine. Good!
這是誰的狗？我的狗 Whose dog is that? That's my dog.
你的狗？Your dog?
別對我撒謊！我沒有撒謊 Don't lie to me! I'm not.
這是我的狗，斑點 你把牠給了我 It's my dog，Spot. You gave him to me.
哇，哇，哇！ Whoa，whoa，whoa!
我沒有給你一隻狗 I did not give you a dog.
什麼？What?
嘿，斯蒂芬妮 Hey，Stephanie.
我整晚都在給你留口訊 I've been leaving you messages all night.
我知道 詹姆斯好嗎? I know. Is James okay?
是的，這孩子很好 一切都很酷 Yeah，the kid's fine. Everything's cool.
我真不敢相信這 我真不該離開他的，我得回去了 I can't believe this. I shouldn't have left him. I have to get back.
所以你兩小時內就回來嗎? So you'll be here in two hours?
不，我不行 No，I'm not.
最近下了一場反常的暴風雪 There's been some freak blizzard.
航班都取消了 The flights are canceled
公路也關閉了，甚至手機也沒有信號 Roads are closed，even cell phones don't work.
人們都要瘋了 People are going insane.
各位，退後點！ Everyone，back off!
我想你處理不了這樣的狀況 I don't think you can handle this.
我要回來了 用某種方法 我要設法回來了 I'm coming. Somehow，I'm coming.
你說我處理不了這樣的狀況是什麼意思？ What do you mean I can't handle something like this?
噢，你認為我不負責任？ Oh，you think I'm irresponsible.
噢，告訴你，我是個非常負責任的人 Well，for your information，I'm a very responsible guy.
我要打電話給貝弗利並看看她能不能照顧詹姆斯 I'm going to call Beverly and see if she can take James.
噢，找她去做吧，這可能是個好主意 Well，go ahead and do that. That's probably a good idea.
但如果你需要我，我隨叫隨到 But if you need me，I'm here.
我能和詹姆斯說話嗎，拜託? Can I talk to James，please?
好的，當然 等一等 Yeah，sure. Hold on.
聽著 Listen
別告訴你媽媽這些事 這是我們男人間的事 Don't tell her about this. It's guy stuff.
不要提那次事故 Don't mention the accident
而且不要說任何關於狗的事 And don't say anything about the DOG.
嗨，媽媽 高登送給我一隻狗 Hi，Mom. Gordon got me a dog.
我知道，我離開前看到它了 I know，I saw him before I left.
牠叫斑點 我能留著牠嗎? His name is Spot. Can I keep him?
是的，你當然可以 Yeah，you sure can.
哇! 謝謝，媽媽! Wow! Thanks，Mom!
我想知道，11號特工在那邊是否一切都好? I wonder，is Agent 11 all right up there?
我們從未分開過 我感覺我身體的一部分離開了我 We've never been apart. I feel like a part of me is missing.
我是卡薩維特 Cassavettes.
你什麼意思，牠從貨車裡跳出來了？哪輛貨車？ What do you mean，he jumped out of the van? Which van?
沒問題 那不是我們的狗 No problem. That wasn't our dog.
那只是個誘餌 讓本地的捉狗隊來處理吧! That was a decoy. Let the local dogcatcher handle it.
查一下牠 Check on him.
莫道克，牠沒事 那不是牠 Murdoch，he's fine. It wasn't him.
諾姆鎮，聯邦調查局分站 FBI substation，Nome.
丹佛斯 Danvers
我是泰戈爾 This is the Tiger.
你好，莫道克 你好嗎？ Hi，Murdoch. How you doing?
別直呼我的真名，夥計 我不知道這條線路是否安全 Don't use my real name，man. I don't know if this line is secure.
抱歉 Sorry.
什麼事，迪格？ What's up，Tigger?
是泰戈爾，而包裹送到了嗎? It's Tiger，and has the package arrived?
牠在這裡，是的 He's here，yeah.
你確定這是聯邦調查局的狗嗎？牠看起來不怎麼像 Are you sure this is an FBI dog? He doesn't look like much.
聽著，11號是美國歷史上最頂尖的特工犬 Listen，11 is the top canine agent in America
而且很可能是全世界最頂尖的 牠是個殺手 And probably the world. He is a killer.
好吧! Okay.
噢，這並沒有給你們留下深刻的印象? 好的 Oh，that didn't impress you all? Okay.
是的! 看那個！ Yeah! Look at that!
什麼？What?
看到沒有？ 你們現在有麻煩了 我的兄弟就在那裡 See? You're in trouble now. There comes my boy right there.
我的兄弟總是支持我 My boy's always got my back.
站在那兒別動 等一等! Hold on right there. Hold on!
班尼，發生什麼事了？僅僅是我的15分鐘休息時間 Benny，what's going down? Just on my 15 minute break.
但是我並沒有退縮 他們把你叫出來了？ But I don't back down. They calling you out?
你支持我嗎？讓我們給他們好看 You got my back? Let's get disgruntled.
好的 這個我也會 Okay. I'll give you that.
這個我也會 你還有什麼把戲？ I give you that. What else you got?
一點小玩意我稱之為"喬治.傑斐遜" Little something I call "The George Jefferson. "
是的，就是這個! Yeah，that's it!
叫"維齊"！維齊! Call Weezie! Weezie!
把郵件放到信箱裡! Put the mail in the box!
ET，外星人 ET，the extrat errestrial.
讓他打電話回家! 打電話回家 Make him phone home! Phone home.
讓他打電話回家! 打電話回家! Make him phone home! Phone home!
繼續下去! 加把勁! There you go! Break it down!
噢，抓住他們！轉暈他們！ Oh，grab them! Get dizzy on them!
你可別轉暈了，讓他們暈！空中飛人戈登，寶貝! Don't get dizzy，make them dizzy! Air Gordon，baby!
你知道嗎? 這就是我為何關掉俱樂部 You know what? This is how I shut the club down.
耶，你想來點這個嗎？ Yeah，you want some of this?
你看見那隻狗臉上的表情了嗎? You see the expression on that dog's face?
那可不是怒容，這更像是一個得意的笑 It wasn't a scowl. It was more like a smirk.
好像它在得意地朝著我們笑 It was like he was smirking at us.
是啊，噢，我甚至不能相信自己在做這種事 Yeah，well，I can't even believe that I'm doing this.
什麼？What?
給我好消息 噢，嘿，桑尼 Give me the good news. Oh，hey，Sonny.
聽著，證人保護計劃的那個女的 Listen，that skirt from the Witness Protection Program
她給了我們一些不好的消息 She gave us some bad information.
所以我們有點 So we kind of
跟錯了狗 Followed the wrong dog.
不過別擔心，因為我們把一切都弄清楚了 But don 't worry，because we got it all figured out.
我們知道她的錯誤出在哪 明早之前我們會搞定那隻狗的 We know where her mistake was. We'll have the dog by the morning.
我認識你大半輩子了 I know you all my life.
我們在同一個街區長大 We grew up on the same block.
你媽媽還給我換過尿布 Your mother changed my diapers.
你姐姐嫁給了我的朋友 Your sister's married to my goombah
而我會親自把你頭朝下塞進焚化爐 And I'll personally shove you headfirst into an incinerator
並把你燒得精光 And burn you to a crisp
如果你搞砸這件事的話！ If you screw this up!
這個不錯 你應該把這個和西紅柿一起吃 This is good. You ought to have some of this with the tomato.
噢，天哪! 如果這件事洩露出去的話 Oh，boy. If this ever gets out .
嘿，你沒有把這件事說給任何人聽，是吧？ Hey，you didn't say nothing to nobody，did you?
沒有！No!
噢，我告訴了波利 Well，I told Paulie.
你告訴了波利？ You told Paulie?
他是個流言蜚語者 He's a gossip.
我不得不告訴他我本該在亞特蘭大做那件事的 I had to. I was supposed to do that thing in Atlanta.
他保證他會守口如瓶 是啊，沒錯 He promised he'll keep his mouth shut. Yeah，right.
我們去狗收容所吧! Let's go to the dog pound.
大嘴巴！Big mouth!
沒人會知道的 Nobody will know nothing.
來自新澤西詐騙的查理 Charlie the Clip from Jersey.
基諾，閉嘴！Gino Shut up!
來自布魯克林的威尼.貝斯 艾迪.夏普 Vinny Bash from Brooklyn. Eddie Sharp.
喔，喬依 "匹匹" 艾斯! Oh，Joey BB Eyes!
我不會把牠留在這裡的 I'm not leaving him here.
你不會想要隻狗的 相信我 You don't want a dog. Trust me.
我要斑點 I want Spot.
這隻狗不是斑點，牠 This dog isn't Spot，it
這隻狗牠身上連一塊斑點都沒有 This dog doesn't even have one spot on him.
那有什麼關係，這只是個名字 Doesn't matter. It's just a name.
拜託，你不會想要隻狗的 Come on. You don't want a dog.
狗很臭! Dogs stink!
你得餵牠們並帶牠們出去散步以及清理牠們 You gotta feed and walk and clean them.
牠們到處撒尿 甚至在你的床上 They poop everywhere. Even in your bed.
詹姆斯，我是個郵遞員 郵遞員討厭狗 James，I'm a mailman. Mailmen hate dogs.
我不會在屋裡養狗的 對不起 I won't have a dog in my house. I'm sorry.
這永遠不可能發生的 It'll never happen.
那牠會怎麼樣？ What will happen to him?
牠在做什麼？我不知道 What's he doing? I don't know.
這隻狗很怪 The dog's weird.
你知道嗎，狗狗？你讓我有點毛骨悚然 You know what，dog? You' re giving me the creeps.
牠怎麼了？ What's wrong with him?
我知道了! I got it!
我們來玩接球遊戲，好嗎？ We'll play catch，okay?
好的，去接住球 Okay，catch the ball.
讓我們再試一次 Let's try that again.
看著這個球 Watch the ball.
你是認真的嗎? Are you serious?
你什麼毛病？你為什麼不玩？ What's wrong with you? Why don't you play?
不許玩耍 No play.
不許 No.
你聽到了嗎，11號特工？不許玩耍 Do you hear me，Agent 11? No.
不夠格的特工才玩 我們不玩耍 不許玩耍 Bad agent. We don't do that. No.
喂！Hello!
有人在家嗎? Is anybody home?
好的，看著 Okay，look
我來示範一下你應該做的事 I'm gonna do what you' re supposed to do.
看看這個 我會先取下你的項圈 Check it out. I'll take your collar
而我來當一隻狗 And I'm gonna be a dog.
事實上，我來當你 As a matter of fact，I'm gonna be you.
一隻大，蠢狗 A big，stupid dog.
看著 Look.
我可以坐下 I can sit.
我可以躺下 I can lay down.
噢，我不能撓自己的頭，不過班尼可能做得到 Well，I can't scratch my head，but Benny probably could.
我可以舔自己的 I can lick my
手掌 Paw.
看著我，我可以追咬自己的尾巴 Watch me，I can chase my tail.
我在追自己的尾巴 I'm chasing my tail.
他好怪異 He's so weird.
噢，老天 Oh，God.
我不知道該怎麼和你說，詹姆斯 I don't know what to tell you，James.
你還不夠努力 You' re not trying hard enough.
你開玩笑？Are you kidding?
我是說，算了吧! I mean，come on
這隻狗根本就不想玩 The dog doesn't want to play.
狗壞了 Dog's broken.
你還不夠努力 You didn't try hard enough.
我快要吐了！ I'm about to throw up!
我不夠努力？ I didn't try hard enough.
這不是我的錯，這隻狗壞了！ It's not my fault this dog is broke!
也許等你媽媽回來了 Maybe when your mom gets back
她能給你弄到一隻真正管用的狗！ She can get you a dog that actually works!
你幹嘛不看電視或做點別的？ Why don't you watch TV or something?
我讓你看卡通台 別自作聰明 I keep it on cartoons. Don't try to get smart.
"現在讓你自己平靜地享受娛樂吧!" "Now quietly entertain yourself."
好的，這就行了 Yeah，this'll do.
"看，布賴恩! 我做了一隻胖鳥" "Look，Brain! I made a round bird."
得把我脖子上這個蠢狗項圈取下來！ Gotta get this stupid dog collar off my neck!
"小鳥，小鳥，小鳥！納夫！" Birdy，birdy，birdy! Narf!
不！ No!
詹姆斯，把那遙控器放下！ James，put that down!
詹姆斯，把它放下 James，put that down.
說我們會留著斑點 Say we'll keep Spot.
我們不行，牠不行 We can't. He's not
好吧，好吧! 你可以留下這條狗 Okay，okay! You can keep the dog.
我們開始吧！準備好了嗎? Here we go! You ready?
去把它撿回來，女孩！ Go get it，girl!
嘿! 那邊 Hey there.
就是牠 That's him.
不是這隻狗 Wrong dog.
你介意嗎？Do you mind?
我得把這兩個動物帶到公園去 I gotta take these two creatures to the park
而且我不需要你現在發表意見 And I don't need you give me attitude right now.
你們看起來都很可愛吧？ Don't you all look adorable?
看，你有個孩子，你有了狗，你還有你自己 Look，you got a kid，you got the dog，you got you.
諾曼·洛克威爾，老兄 我給你們拍張照 Norman Rockwell，man. Let me get a picture.
說"圖帕克"! Say "Tupac"!
圖帕克 Tupac.
你看到了，小狗? 牠說了，"圖帕克" You see that，dog? He said，"Tupac."
我感覺自己現在就像個自豪的媽媽 I feel like such a proud mama right now.
看 Look
我的家庭 My family.
好了 好了，你要去公園嗎? All right All right，you want to come to the park?
公園？為了什麼，老兄？ Park? For what，man?
去看你照看這隻狗嗎？這隻狗甚至動都不會動! To watch you watch the dog? The dog don't move!
從我進來起它就沒有移動過! 看看牠! He ain't moved since I walked in! Look at him!
我想牠壞了 沒錯 I think he broke. Yeah.
拿上斑點的球，我們會拿上飛盤 在大廳匯合 Get Spot's ball，we'll get the Frisbee. Meet in the hall.
去撿回來，斑點! Go get it，Spot!
去撿回來 Go get it.
也許飛盤能起作用 Maybe the Frisbee will work.
去呀，把飛盤撿回來 Come on，go get the Frisbee.
你到底什麼毛病？ What's wrong with you?
你看見什麼了嗎? You see anything?
眼睛睜大點就行了 Just keep your eyes peeled.
一隻雜種狗會去哪裡？ Where does a mutt go?
輕鬆點 Take it easy.
牠的膀胱有毛病 牠無法控制自己 He has a bladder condition. He can't control himself.
我來讓你的膀胱出毛病 I got your bladder condition over here.
輕鬆點 拜託 Take it easy. Come on.
帶你的狗滾遠點! 哪兒涼快哪兒歇著去吧!！ Get your mutt out of here! Take a hike!
天哪，好臭，基諾 Jeez，it stinks，Gino.
你覺得它會留下污跡嗎? You think it'll stain?
斑點！Spot!
嘿，救命！Hey，help!
他搶了我的錢包! He stole her purse!
救命！Help!
牠在那裡 There he is.
斑點！詹姆斯，過來！ Spot! James，come here!
斑點，回來! Spot，come back!
對不起，老兄 這隻狗完全瘋了 Sorry，man. That dog is totally psycho.
那隻瘋狗在哪？ Where's that crazy dog?
牠那裡 There he is.
斑點，不要！Spot，no!
壞狗，你在做什麼？ Bad dog! What are you doing?
我很抱歉 牠實際上不是我的狗 我不知道牠是個小偷！ I'm sorry. He's not really my dog. I didn't know he was a thief!
什麼？What?
你在說什麼？What's that?
聽著，我已經說了抱歉 Listen，I said I'm sorry.
噢，我懂了 你要多少錢？20元？ Oh，I get it. How much you want? Twenty bucks?
25元？Twenty five bucks.
拜託，那錢包不值那麼多 Come on，that purse ain't worth more than that.
我說抱歉了 I said I'm sorry.
嘿，退後點 女士，怎麼了？ Hey，back off. What's the matter，lady?
高登，又是我 Gordon，it's me again.
我真是無法相信 這太可怕了 I can't believe it. This is terrible.
暴風雪已經停了，但所有道路都封鎖了 I made it out of the snow but all the roads are blocked.
這輛愚蠢的公車陷住了 我不知道怎麼才能回來 The stupid bus is stuck. I don't know how I'll get back.
你想像不到我有多麼感謝你 You really don't know how much I appreciate this.
高登，你是個好人 You're a good man，Gordon.
嘿，高登？Hey，Gordon?
你知道嗎? 我真的不想問這件事 You know what? I really hate asking this
但問題是，詹姆斯睡眠有點小問題 But the thing is，James has this little trouble sleeping
我得掛了 I gotta go.
那是什麼？怎麼了？ What is it? What's wrong?
我再也無法忍受了！ I can't take it anymore!
我睡不著！我吃不下！我是個情緒失敗者！ I can't sleep! I can't eat! I'm an emotional wreck!
沒事的 It's all right.
你現在在這了 You' re here now.
卡薩維特 Cassavettes
我不知道該怎麼和你說 I don't know how to tell you this.
你戴著11號狗的標牌？牠感受到了我的感受 Are you wearing 11 's dog tag? He's feeling what I'm feeling.
我打電話給丹佛斯 I talked to Danvers.
牠今天只吃了一杯狗糧 He's only had one cup of kibbles today.
那隻狗？你來這就為了說那隻狗？ The dog? You came here to talk about the dog?
當然！牠是我的拍檔! 我想牠! Of course! He's my partner! I miss him!
我們從未分開這麼久 We've never been apart this long.
牠一直都是個好吃貨，就像我，甚至當牠還是一隻小狗的時候 He's always been a good eater，just like me，even when he was a puppy.
莫道克 Murdoch
這樣是不健康的 This is not healthy.
我要你飛到那邊去 I want you to fly up there
查看一下牠，而也讓你自己恢復正常 Check on him，and get this out of your system.
真的？Really?
就是這樣 你犯了錯，你就得受懲罰 There you go. You do the crime，you do the time.
我跟你說了牠不喜歡那樣 I told you he wouldn't like that.
牠當然喜歡 Of course he likes that.
牠的叫聲就是這個意思 That's what that sound means.
是，才怪 Yeah，right.
來吧，該上床睡覺了 Come on，it's bedtime.
如果你需要什麼就叫我一聲 Just holler if you need anything.
晚安，斑點 Good night，Spot.
你在開玩笑吧？ Are you kidding?
蠢狗！Stupid dog!
吵吵嚷嚷地跑來跑去什麼？ What's the racket about?
好了，我知道了 Okay，I get it.
天哪! Jeez.
噢，我真高興你還能睡著 Oh，I'm glad you can sleep.
等一下，我的鑰匙 Wait，my keys.
走吧，蠢貨 Let's go，stupid.
來吧，已經走了 Come on，go already.
現在又要幹嘛？ What now?
那真是太噁心了 我不會拿起那個的 That's nasty. I'm not picking that up.
你到底在想什麼呢？ What's the big idea?
好吧，我很抱歉把你綁在爐子上 All right，I'm sorry I tied you to the furnace.
讓我進去 Let me in.
好了 嘿，你去哪？ All right Hey，where you going?
回來這！Come back here!
嘿，你去哪？你這蠢狗！ Hey，where are you going? You stupid dog.
詹姆斯! James!
噢，天哪，好髒 Oh，God. Nasty.
天哪! God!
閉嘴下面的！ Shut up down there!
我渾身都是糞便！ I'm covered in caca!
天哪! God.
噢，天哪! Oh，God.
詹姆斯？James?
斑點 噢，天哪，我要宰了你 Spot. Oh，God，I'm gonna kill you.
噢，天哪! Oh，God!
拜託 Come on.
有身份證嗎? Got some I. D.?
身份證？I. D.?
我不這樣認為 I don't think so.
別自作聰明，夥計 Don't get wise，buddy.
聽著，我住在這裡 那條狗把我鎖在門外 Listen，I live right here. The dog locked me out.
你喝酒了嗎? You been drinking?
不，我沒有喝酒! No，I have not been drinking!
我在照看鄰居的小孩 I'm taking care of the neighbor's kid
然後這隻狗就來了! Then this dog came!
從哪來？ Came from where?
地獄 Hell.
這是撒旦的狗 我告訴你！牠掉了帽子後就抓狂了! This is Satan's dog. I'm telling you! He gets mad at the drop of a hat!
牠被激怒了並把我鎖在自己的房子外面！牠瘋了 He got pissed off and locked me out of my own house! He's crazy!
把手放在頭上！把手放在頭上！ Put your hands on your head! Put your hands on your head!
好了，讓我們試著在這裡放鬆一下 Okay，let's just try to relax here.
牠把我鎖在我的房子外邊 He locked me out of my house.
撒旦的狗把你鎖在外邊？ Satan's dog locked you out?
是的 Yeah.
你認為是我自己這麼折磨自己？ You think I'd do this to myself?
噢，老兄 哇，哇! Oh，boy. Whoa，whoa.
跟我們來 我們會找人幫助你的 Come with us. We'll get someone who can help you.
不是在我的車裡 他臭氣燻天 Not in my car. He reeks.
噢，謝天謝地! 詹姆斯! 看到了嗎，那個孩子? Oh，thank God! James! See，that's the kid!
還有那隻狗! And that's the dog!
孩子，你認識他嗎? Son，do you know him?
那是高登，他住在這裡 That's Gordon. He lives here.
先生，下次你出去的時候，我建議你帶上鑰匙 Next time you step outside，sir，I suggest you take your keys.
謝謝，我會記住的 Thanks，I'll remember that.
讓我進去房子裡! Let me in the house!
這太瘋狂了，基諾 桑尼會把我們兩個的腦袋釘在一起的 This is crazy，Gino. Sonny will nail our heads together.
我想我們兩個還是準備好護照，開始學點西班牙語吧! I say we get our passports，start to learn Spanish.
亞利斯 Arliss
你得集中精神 You gotta focus.
我們只需要得到那隻狗的腦袋 All we gotta do is get in the dog's head.
所以在每個狗會去的地方 So every place a dog has gotta go
我們貼上這些海報 We hang the posters.
遲早牠會出現的 Sooner or later he's gotta show.
而等牠出現的時候 And when he does
就萬事大吉了 Badabing.
好主意 That's smart.
你在幹什麼？ What are you doing?
你做的全錯了 來吧，看看這個 You' re doing it all wrong. Come on，check it out.
你得弄些定型水在頭髮上 我來給你做個髮型吧! You gotta put a bunch of junk on it. Let me give you some style.
這就是你要的 Here you go.
對，就是這樣 是啊，發瘋吧! Yeah，that's it. Yeah，get crazy.
女孩子會喜歡你這個樣子 Girls love that.
就是這個樣子 That's the look.
對了 Yeah.
看到沒有？這樣才有型 See? That's got attitude.
高登，你爸爸是個什麼樣的人？ Gordon，what was your daddy like?
我爸爸？My daddy?
哦，我跟你一樣 我沒有爸爸 Well，I'm just like you. I don't have a daddy.
那你媽媽呢？ What about your mommy?
噢，我也沒有媽媽 你沒有媽媽？ Well，I didn't have a mommy either. You didn't have a mommy?
嘿，老兄，這沒什麼啊! Hey，man，it's cool.
我是說，你看斑點 I mean，look at Spot.
斑點沒有爸爸或媽媽 Spot doesn't have a mommy or daddy.
牠是一隻流浪狗，但牠很快樂 He's a stray，but he's happy.
我是說，牠有點搞砸了，但牠很快樂 I mean，he's a little screwed up，but he's happy.
我很難過你沒有媽媽，高登 I'm sorry you didn't have a mommy，Gordon.
我不需要一個媽媽 I didn't need a mommy.
如果我真有一個媽媽，她可能把我的頭髮梳成這樣 If I did have one，she'd probably comb my hair like this.
讓我看起來像個傻瓜 Make me look foolish.
快點! 來吧! Mush! Come on!
迪格，你做到了 Tigger，you made it.
是泰戈爾，你這個低能兒！ It's Tiger，you moron!
你看起來非常高興來到這裡 You seem awfully happy to be here.
這不是一個笑容 This is not a smile.
我的臉像這樣被凍住了! My face is frozen like this!
現在，11號特工怎樣了？ Now，how's Agent 11?
這不是11號特工! That's not Agent 11!
噢，那隻狗就是他們送過來的 Well，that's the dog they sent us.
卡薩維特，那隻跳下貨車的狗才是11號特工 Cassavettes. The dog that jumped out was Agent 11.
標牌被換掉了! The tags were switched!
你確定？我有把握 Are you sure? I'm positive.
一定是夏普特工搞的鬼 It had to be Sharp.
算了 Forget it.
她早就跑了 She's long gone.
來吧，斑點，讓我們再試一次 Okay，Spot let's try it again.
聽著，斑點 我沒有時間和你耗 Listen up，Spot. I got no time for you.
而且我知道你也不喜歡我 And I know you don't like me either.
你是隻自閉的狗 你喜歡畏縮不前 You're your own dog. You like to hang back.
我也拿你沒辦法 I'm down with that.
但我要說的是這個小孩 But I'm here to talk about the kid.
你看，他媽媽對他嚴加管束 See，his mom keeps him on a short leash.
你聽到我說的了嗎? You hear what I'm saying?
我想讓這個孩子多點歡樂 I'd like to see the kid have some fun.
來吧，斑點 讓我們給這孩子找點樂子吧! Let's go，Spot. Let's hook the kid up with some fun.
我們走吧! 我們去找點樂子吧！ Let's go! Let's go have some fun!
來啊， 我們去找點樂子吧！ Come on，let's go have some fun!
我很抱歉，詹姆斯 I'm sorry，James.
我們還是走吧! Let's just go.
你應該為你自己感到羞愧，走吧! You should be ashamed of yourself. Come on.
牠在做什麼？ What's he doing?
我不知道 你為什麼不把球扔出去試試？ I don't know. Why don't you try throwing it?
那個怎麼樣？ How about that?
好孩子，好孩子 Good boy，good boy.
這邊，快去，斑點 Here，come on，Spot.
來，跳上來 Come on，jump up.
來啊，斑點，好孩子 Come on，Spot. Good boy.
你看到牠跳得有多高了嗎？是啊，大概五英尺 Did you see how high he jumped? Yeah，like five feet.
我們的狗也會玩了 Our boy can play!
牠不是弱智 不，牠是一隻聰明的狗 He isn't retarded. No，he's a smart dog.
謝謝，斑點 我欠你一個人情 Thanks，Spot. I owe you one.
我們給牠一根骨頭或者零食或者狗吃的東西怎麼樣？ What do you say we get him a bone or a snack or whatever dogs eat?
嘿! 噢! Hey! Oh!
噢! 給我滾出去! Oh! Get out of here!
你相信這些小子？不懂得尊重 You believe these kids? No respect.
基諾 基諾 Gino. Gino.
那是我們找的狗! That's our mutt!
是我們找的狗! 走吧! That's our mutt! Let's go.
好的，你給狗找些 All right，you go get the dog
其中一些牠想要的 我要問這位女士一個問題 One of those Whatever he wants. I'm gonna ask this lady a question.
嘿，你好嗎? Hey，how's it going?
"星際小孩"？Starchild?
"星際小孩"，你是認真的嗎？ "Starchild. " Are you serious?
斑點，你可以有你想要的任何東西 You can have anything you want，Spot.
這個怎麼樣？ What about this one?
不要 No.
喂! Hello.
貓咬住你舌頭了？ Cat got your tongue?
現在，這隻狗跑到哪裡去了？ Now，where did this mutt go?
嘿，小孩! 那隻狗在哪裡？ Hey，kid! Where's that dog?
小心 裡面有食人魚 Be careful. There's piranha in there.
你去拿槍 You get the guns.
我們去找那隻狗 Let's get that mutt.
不! 我不會為這些付錢的! No! I'm not paying for this!
斑點？Spot?
斑點，你還好吧？ Spot，are you okay?
"會導致麻痺"？ " Can cause paralysis"?
我會走另外一邊 I'll go the other way.
他們抓到我了 They got me.
救命 救命！Help. Help!
嘿，小孩 Hey，kid.
你好嗎? How you doing?
想幫你的吉諾叔叔找到小狗嗎？ Want to help your Uncle Gino find the doggy?
嘿! Hey!
哇! 救命！Whoa. Help!
救命！Help!
你走那邊 You go that way.
就這樣 結束了 That's it. It's over.
我的腿！My legs!
高登？又是我 Gordon? It's me again.
我只是打來問一下 I'm just calling to check in.
你在嗎? 我相信一切都很好 Are you there? I'm sure everything's fine.
如果你願意，你可以打我的行動電話 If you want to，call me on my cell phone.
好了，我會儘快給你打電話的 再見 Okay，I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
停車！Stop!
所以你要去西雅圖，蛤？是的 So Seattle，huh? Yeah.
別擔心 我們有足夠的地方 Don't worry. We have lots of room.
我們會送你去那的 我們會直接去那嗎? We'll get you there. We'll go straight there?
我們不會毫無意義地停下來 We' re not stopping for nothing.
噢，你在這 Well，there you are.
噢，你在裡面會很舒服的 Oh，you're gonna be really comfy in there.
噢，只是不要做任何快速的動作 Oh，just don't make any fast movements.
什麼味道？ What's that smell?
喂？Hello?
你好，斑馬先生 Hi，Mr. Zebra.
我要報告一起謀殺未遂，喲，農民！ I gotta report an attempted murder. Yo，Granger!
你跟上了! You' re catching!
這真是太完美了 This is just perfect.
所以這是在哪發生的? So where did this happen?
在寵物商店 他們有兩個人 At the pet store. There were two of them.
其中一個是個大個子，長得像帕瓦羅蒂 One was a real big guy，looking like Pavarotti.
我告訴你，這是一次襲擊 I'm telling you，it was a hit.
襲擊？而你是被襲目標？ A hit? And you were the target?
夥計，不是我，是這隻狗 Dude，not me，the dog.
這隻狗？斑點是難以置信的 The dog? Spot was incredible.
牠打倒了那兩個壞蛋 He got the bad guys.
真是令人驚異 牠一下子就打倒了那兩個人 It was amazing. He just took those two guys out.
好奇怪，我一直以為牠是個智障 It's weird，I always thought he was retarded.
你知道嗎? 如果你問我 You know what? If you' re asking me
你才是個智障 You' re the one who is retarded.
夥計，他不是智障 你才是 Dude，he's not retarded. You are.
是嗎? 好吧! Yeah? Well .
你知道我在想什麼嗎? 什麼？ You Know what I'm thinking? What?
當斯蒂芬妮回來，我要告訴她 When Stephanie returns，I'll tell her
不要讓詹姆斯留在一個瘋子身邊在她不在的時候給她的孩子買一隻狗 Not to leave James with a nut who gets her kid a dog while she's away.
實際上，那根本不是他的狗 Actually，that's not his dog at all.
那是"撒旦的狗" That's "Satan's dog. "
我們走吧! 我們不需要這些笨蛋 Let's leave. We don't need these idiots.
噢，夥計 Oh，man.
走吧，斑點 Come on，Spot.
看起來夏普特工已經離開這個國家了 Looks like Agent Sharp skipped the country.
她沒有 She did not.
我們查了她所有信用卡的記錄 We got ahold of all her credit card records.
她買了一張飛往伯里茲(洪都拉斯首都)的單程機票 She bought a oneway ticket to Belize.
她沒去過機場 She never made the airport.
而讓我告訴你，如果你找不到那隻狗 And let me tell you something，if you don't get that dog
你就得去機場了 而是作為跑道的一部分！ You' re gonna make the airport. But as part of a runway!
噢，我們完了 我們真的完蛋了 Oh，we' re dead. We are so dead.
你知道嗎，我從來沒有看過教父3 You know，I never saw Godfather III.
我聽說它沒有前兩集好看 I heard it wasn't as good as the first two.
我想現在我們有時間看了，基諾 I thought we had more time，Gino.
亞利斯，亞利斯，聽我說 Arliss，Arliss，listen to me.
休息一下 我們會找到那隻狗的 Take a rest. We're gonna find the dog.
嘿，基諾，我以為他們不會讓你離開新澤西 Hey，Gino，I didn't think they let you out of Jersey.
你在這裡做什麼？你說呢，湯米？ What are you doing here? What do you say，Tommy?
我只是有點事要做 I just got a little business to finish up.
噢，那太好了 那很好 太棒了 Oh，that's good. That's good. Great.
我不能忍受那個小丑了 他一點尊重都沒有 I can't stand that clown. He's got no respect.
你好 是的，我知道誰拿了你們的狗 Hello. Yeah，I know who's got your dog.
我的鄰居 這傢伙是個怪胎 My neighbor. The guy's a freak.
他們抓到狗了 我們抓到狗了 They got the dog. We got the dog.
調查局很感謝你們的幫助 The bureau appreciates your help.
幾天前有一隻特工犬在這一帶失蹤了 A canine agent disappeared in this area a few days ago.
我們急切要找到那條狗 We are intent on finding that dog.
怎麼突然之間總是有狗出事？ What is it with the dogs all of a sudden?
我遇到一個白癡說黑手黨在追殺他的狗 I had this idiot in who said the Mafia put a contract out on his dog.
那是11號特工 That's Agent 11
啊，那又怎樣？ Yeah，and ?
他是我的拍檔，你這個油頭粉面的傢伙 把一切都告訴我 He's my partner，you greasyhaired reptile. Tell me everything.
我睡不著覺 I can't sleep.
為什麼不呢，夥計？我做了一個惡夢 Why not，buddy? I had a bad dream.
夢到什麼了？ About what?
噴火龍要用火燒我，而我不得不逃跑 Charizard was trying to burn me，and I had to run away.
誰是噴火龍？ 一個精靈寶可夢 Who's Charizard? A Pokemon.
我以為只有皮卡丘才是精靈寶可夢 I thought Pikachu was the Pokemon.
他們是完全不同的精靈寶可夢 There's all different Pokemon.
而他們都有不同的能力？你理解得很快 And they all have different powers? You catch on fast.
而他們是根據所做的事來命名的嗎? And are they named after what they sort of do?
差不多 Kind of.
好的，所以如果你是精靈寶可夢，你就會是鼻涕蟲 Okay，so if you were a Pokemon，you'd be Snottynoseachu.
你就是臭腳丫 You would be Stinkyfeetachu.
而你就是床上放屁蟲 And you'd be Fartinbedachu.
不是我 It wasn't me.
也不是我 It wasn't me，either.
等等，如果不是我，也不是你 Wait，if it wasn't me，and it wasn't you .
你喜歡我媽媽嗎? Do you like my mom?
是的，是的 我真的很喜歡 Yeah，yeah. I really do.
那你為什麼不娶她？ Why don't you marry her?
噢，因為，你知道，婚姻是一大步 Well，because，you know，marriage is a big step.
在你做這樣的事情之前，你真的需要了解一個人 You really gotta know someone before you do something like that.
你一定會是個有趣的爸爸 You'd be fun for a dad.
你是這麼想的嗎？ You think so?
謝謝 Thanks.
等等 等等 Hold it. Hold it.
我覺得就是這個街區 I think this is the block.
沒錯，走吧! Yeah，let's go.
而從那以後他們幸福地生活在一起 And they lived happily ever after
因為他們中了彩票並搬到了夏威夷 Because they won the lottery and moved to Hawaii.
好啦! There you go.
不要把所有的毯子都弄皺了 Don't hog all the blankets.
我很高興這不在我們的職責範圍之內 I am so glad this is off our plate.
是啊，你看起來就像會使小手段讓自己沾不上邊 Yeah，you look like you could use something off your plate.
你見過這些人中的任何一個嗎？ Have you seen any of these men?
是的 就是這兩個 他們毀壞了那個寵物店 Yeah. These two. They destroyed the pet store.
如果要賠償損失的話，他們應該負責任 If there's any cost for the damages，they should be held responsible.
你非常幸運，史密斯先生 這些人都是極度危險的人物 You're very lucky，Mr. Smith. These men are extremely dangerous.
你們現在應該沒事了，11號特工要跟我們走了 11號，我們走吧！ You should be all right now that Agent 11 is with us. 11，let's go!
什麼？What?
不 斑點要走了？ No. Spot's leaving?
我答應把狗給那孩子的 你不能帶走這條狗 I promised the dog to the kid. You can't take the dog.
不要帶走狗 你看看這個孩子 Don't take the dog. Look at the kid.
你不能帶走牠 11號特工是美國政府的財產 You can't take him. Agent 11 is U.S. Government property.
但是你不能帶走牠 But you can't take him.
算了，詹姆斯 Come on，James.
斑點不屬於我們 Spot doesn't belong to us.
我想牠必須跟這些傢伙回去了 I think he has to go back with these guys.
我們走了，孩子 Here we go，boy.
牠不喜歡那樣 He doesn't like that.
過來 Come on.
不要走，斑點 Don't go，Spot.
不要！No!
你得吃點東西 在斑點回來之前我是不會吃的 You' re gonna have to eat something. I'm not eating till Spot comes back.
噢，斑點不會回來了 Well，Spot's not coming back.
這就是生活 我們得適應它 That's life. Get used to it.
詹姆斯 James.
讓我們看看 Let's see.
你失去了那隻狗 You lost the dog.
這孩子恨不得你死了 The boy wants you dead.
你不可能和他媽媽搞在一起的 No way you' re getting jiggy with his mama.
這讓你又成了單身男人，兄弟，來擊掌吧! That makes you a single man again，brother. Give it to me up top.
好了，讓我的手懸著 好的，酷 Okay，leave me hanging. Okay，cool.
我會記得的 I'll remember that.
我需要你吃點東西 I need you to eat.
吃吧，11號 11，eat.
你會愚蠢到什麼都不做嗎？ You' re gonna be stupid and not do anything?
我在做一些事情 我要向前看了 I am doing something. I'm moving on.
你也應該這樣 聽著，詹姆斯，不要執著於事物 You should too. Listen，James，don't get attached to things.
結果只會把你搞得一團糟 但牠是我們的狗 It only ends up messing with you. But he's our dog.
不，牠是個政府工作人員，有點像我自己 No，he's a government official，much like myself.
不，牠是我們的狗而且牠愛我們 No，he's our dog and he loves us.
你知道嗎? 你只是個孩子 Know what? You're just a kid.
你什麼也不懂 你一點都不理性! You know nothing. You're irrational!
不，你才蠢! No，you're stupid!
噢！天哪！Ow! Jeez!
喂! 高登，你好 Hello! Gordon，hi.
噢，是你 Oh，it's you.
你不會相信我經歷了什麼，但我現在離家很近了 You won't believe what I've been through，but I'm really close now.
每次你打電話來，總是找些爛借口 Every time you call，you got some lame excuse.
這次又有什麼？ 狗吃了你的作業本？ What's it this time? Dog ate your homework?
你沒事吧？ 一切都好嗎? Are you okay? Is everything all right?
而且總是帶著問題 And always with the questions.
我只想知道，你什麼時候回來？ All I want to know is，when are you gonna be here?
高登，發生什麼事了？ Gordon，what happened?
我不會被當做一個不負責任的白痴 I will not be treated like an irresponsible idiot.
你才是那個不負責任的傢伙 You're the irresponsible one.
這都是你的錯! It's your fault!
我不是愛狗的人 我不應該看著一隻狗 I am not a dog person. I shouldn't be watching a dog
而且我的生活中肯定不需要什麼孩子 And I sure don't need some kid in my life.
停下！Stop!
你要帶我去見我的孩子，現在！ You' re taking me to my kid，now!
11號特工！牠逃跑了！ Agent 11! He's escaped.
11號特工！Agent 11!
詹姆斯 James.
好了，休戰 出來吧! All right，truce. Come out here.
拜託，這可不好玩 Come on，this isn't funny.
我的孩子 我失去了我的孩子 My kid. I lost my kid.
不許出聲 Keep your mouth shut.
這簡直是自殺 This is suicide.
你們媽的怎麼能讓11號特工跑掉？ How in the hell could you guys let Agent 11 escape?
你們所有人都要被處分 莫道克！ You'll all be reprimanded. Murdoch!
你去哪？ Where you going?
去找那隻狗，而且我很清楚知道牠去了哪裡 To find my dog，and I know exactly where he went.
回那兩個傢伙身邊了 Back to those two.
詹姆斯，我以為你死了 上車吧! James，I thought you were dead. Get in the truck.
來吧，夥計，上車 我要找斑點 Come on，buddy，get in the truck. I'm gonna find Spot.
你要怎麼找到牠？你以為你是偵探嗎？ How you gonna find him? Think you're a detective?
詹姆斯，你為什麼跑掉？ Why did you run away，James?
你在乎什麼？你不想要我 What do you care? You don't want me.
什麼？What?
不，我並不是那個意思 No，I didn't mean it like that.
你為什麼對我媽媽說那樣的話？ Why did you say that to my mom?
你知道，我只是有些害怕 You know，I was just scared.
而有時候，當人們感到不安的時候 And sometimes，when people get upset
結果都是一團糟 It comes out all messed up.
你想念斑點嗎? Do you miss Spot?
是啊，我想我是的 Yeah，I guess I do.
我真的很高興你最終和我在一起 I'm really glad you ended up staying with me.
很高興我們成了好朋友 Glad we became pals.
我對你媽媽說的話不是真心的 甚至一點也不 I didn't mean what I said to your ma. Not even a little bit.
你能原諒我嗎? Think you could forgive me?
沒關係，高登 我很高興我們是朋友 It's okay，Gordon. I'm glad we're friends.
我也是 Me too.
他們在那邊 倒回去 There they are. Back it up.
噢，不 是那些壞蛋，快點! Oh，no. It's those guys. Come on!
回車廂去! 抓穩了! Get back there! Hold on!
詹姆斯，你沒事吧？沒事 James，you okay? Yeah.
用箱子扔他們 好的! Throw those boxes at them. All right!
俯衝炸彈！深水炸彈！ Dive bomb! Depth charge!
看著點! 我可以掌控 我可以掌控 Watch it! I got it. I got it.
這個郵差將會丟掉工作的 This mailman's gonna lose his job.
他們去哪了？ Where'd they go?
詹姆斯，你還好吧？ James，are you okay?
看我找到什麼 Look what I found.
好主意 來吧! Good idea. Come on.
警察！Police!
救命！911！ Help! 911!
救命！救命！Help! Help!
詹姆斯！James!
噢，那一定很痛 Oh，that's gotta hurt.
快，詹姆斯! Hurry，James!
嘿，過來！把那隻狗給我! Hey，get over here! Give me the dog!
狗在哪？到這裡來 Where's the dog? Get over here.
基諾，救救我! 快點！快點，基諾！ Gino，help me! Come on! Come on，Gino!
詹姆斯，詹姆斯 好的 James，James. Okay.
來吧，下來 Come on，get off.
救命 Help.
快跑！Run!
我不會讓你報警的 我們這裡就有一個 I'll save you from calling the cops. We got one here.
坐在那邊 Sit down over there.
你，閉嘴 And you，shut up.
那隻狗在哪？ Where is that mutt?
我以為牠和這個聯邦調查局在一起 I thought he was with the FBI.
牠逃出來是為了和你們在一起 He escaped to be with you.
多感人哪！我都要哽咽了 How touching. I'm all choked up.
當我們在等那隻狗的時候你能不能借我一條手帕？ Could you loan me a handkerchief while we wait for the mutt?
基諾! Gino!
誰來幫幫我 Somebody help me here.
從我身上下去! Get off of me!
你過來 Come here，you.
對了 That's it.
塔里亞先生，你在這裡幹嘛？ Mr. Talia，what are you doing here?
我胡亂猜了一下並估計你們兩頭狒狒會把事情搞砸的 I took a wild guess and figured you two baboons would screw it up.
坐下，你們兩個 桑尼，那隻狗 Sit down，the both of youse. Sonny，the dog
不是我們的錯 不是？ It wasn't our fault. No?
我不知道你們兩個是不是值得吃我的子彈 I don't know if it's worth the bullets for the two of youse.
過會我會問問我的律師 I gotta ask my accountant. Afterwards.
對不起，黑幫老大蓋伊先生，如果我是你，我不會突然行動 Excuse me，Mr. Mob Boss Guy，I wouldn't make any sudden moves if I were you.
你不會，你這小混混？為什麼不能動？ You wouldn't，you punk? Why not?
我想斑點不喜歡你亂動的 而斑點是誰？ I don't think Spot would like that. And who is Spot?
斑點！Spot!
來吧! Come on.
11號，槍！ 11，the gun!
你拿著，基諾，哇！ You take it，Gino. Whoa!
斑點！11號！ Spot! 11!
我踢他一腳，詹姆斯！ I kick him，James!
快跑，詹姆斯! 快跑！ Run，James! Run!
不要，又來一次？拜託! No，not again! Come on!
不，不，不要再來一次？ Oh，no，not again.
嘿，斑點 你是最棒的，斑點 Hey，Spot. You' re the greatest，Spot.
嘿，你咬的是什麼，孩子？ Hey，what do you got there，boy?
好了，起來！ All right，get up!
撓你，撓你，乖狗狗! Scratchy，scratchy，good dog!
好孩子 我愛你 Good boy. I love you.
11號特工 Agent 11
走吧! Come on.
牠的名字是斑點 牠要和我們在一起 His name's Spot. He's staying with us.
睜大你的眼睛，老兄 這隻狗也有自己的想法 Open up your eyes，man. This dog's got a lot going on inside.
牠只想成為一隻狗，有個家 He just wants to be a dog，with a family.
牠以前從來沒有過家庭，而這真的很艱難 He's never had a family before，and it's been really rough.
聯邦調查局是他的家人 The FBI is his family.
聯邦調查局不是牠的家人 那只是牠的工作 The FBI is not a family. It's a job.
拜託 牠現在有機會快樂起來了 Come on. He's got a chance to be happy now
和關心牠的人在一起 With people that care about him.
我要給牠一個家 我不會讓你壞事的 I want to give him a home. I won't let you mess that up.
我認為是該讓斑點牠自己做決定的時候了 I think it's time that Spot decides what he wants.
我不能問牠 牠只是一隻狗 I can't ask him. He's a dog.
讓我們看 讓我們看看牠想要什麼 Let's just see. Let's see what he wants.
噢，夥計 Oh，bud.
好孩子，斑點 Good boy，Spot.
怎麼樣？What is it?
你想要什麼，孩子？ What do you want，boy?
怎麼樣，孩子？ What is it，boy?
我會想你的 I'll miss you too.
謝謝你載我 Thanks for the ride.
班尼! 班尼，發生什麼事了？ Benny! Benny，what happened?
我不相信所有人死了 I don't believe anybody's dead.
高登和詹姆斯打敗了一個黑幫老大和他的手下 Gordon and James took down a mob boss and his henchmen
高登需要一些幫助 Gordon gonna need some help.
我們需要一支特警隊，老兄 We need a SWAT team，man.
然後你用肉丸子打在那個壞蛋的頭上？ Then you hit the guy in the head with the meatballs?
那真好笑 That was funny.
媽媽！Mom!
到底怎麼回事？ What's going on?
噢，我的天哪! Oh，my God!
斯蒂芬妮 你看起來不錯 我們玩得很愉快 Stephanie. You look great. We had the greatest time!
高登護著我，然後兩個持槍的壞蛋追了我們 Gordon had me under his arm and then two bad guys with guns chased us.
到處都是狗而這是斑點，高登送我的狗 There were dogs everywhere and this is Spot，the dog Gordon gave me.
你看起來像是經歷了一次艱難的旅行 也許我們應該遲點討論這些事 You look like you had a hard trip. Maybe we should talk about this later.
如果你敢靠近我兒子50英呎，我就報警 If you ever come within 50 feet of my son，I'll call the police.
噢，斯蒂芬妮，我就住在離你們25英呎遠 Well，Stephanie，I live 25 feet away.
揮之則來 Those came in very handy.
我可以解釋 I can explain.
來吧! Come on.
嘿，音樂人！ Hey there，music man.
我會在院子裡逮到你，我們要以男人對男人的方式解決這件事 I'm gonna catch you in the yard. We' re gonna settle this，man to man.
怎麼了，高登？喲，怎麼了？ What's up，G? Yo，what's up?
我很好 你知道嗎，夥計？ I'm all right. You know what，man?
牠畢竟不是一隻那麼壞的狗 不，牠是條好狗 He's not such a bad dog after all. No，he's a good dog.
你真的惹毛了斯蒂芬妮，不是嗎？ You really dug Stephanie，didn't you?
現在她認為你是個不可靠、不成熟 Now she just sees you as unreliable，immature
不負責任，不可信任、照看不了小孩的男人 Irresponsible，flybynight，bad kidwatching dude.
你想要一個擁抱嗎，夥計？ You want a hug，man?
不，我寧可不要 我只要帶狗去公園遛遛或別的什麼 No，I'd rather not. I'll just take the dog to the park or something.
不過還是謝謝你，老兄 去遛你的狗吧! But thanks，man. Go on and walk your dog.
好的 待會兒見 All right. See you later.
你喜歡這個嗎? 拿去吧，謝謝 Do you like it? There you go. Thanks.
嘿！Hey!
斑點！Spot!
不好意思 I'm sorry.
什麼? 這是什麼？ What? What's this?
哇，嘿！Whoa，hey!
怎麼了，夥計? 想跳到我身上？ What's up，buddy? Trying to jump me?
嘿! Hey.
嘿，斑點 嘿，斑點 Hey，Spot. Hey，Spot .
你們兩個現在開始犯罪生活了？ You two turning to a life of crime now?
給你 謝謝 Here. Thanks.
所以，你現在是個英雄了 So，you' re a hero now.
詹姆斯一直跟我說我你和斑點是怎麼把他從壞人手中救出來的 James keep telling me how you and Spot saved him from the bad guys.
實際上我認為他有點誇大其詞因為他這麼喜歡你 I actually thought he was exaggerating because he likes you so much.
這是真的 他是聯邦調查局的特工 實際上我已經查過了 It's really true. He's an FBI agent. I actually checked it out.
聽起來你也救了詹姆斯的命 多謝你 It sounds like you saved James' life too. Thank you.
聽著，我 Listen，I
我想也許我對你的看法太草率了 I think maybe I might have jumped to conclusions about you
而我想知道你是否願意再試一次 And I wonder if you'd like to give it another shot.
"它"? 你是說我們 ？ " It"? You mean us?
我們兩個 The two of us.
如果是我們三個，我就加入 If you make it the three of us，I'm in.
好吧! 我們四個 抱歉 Okay! The four of us. Sorry.
來吧! Come on.
去撿你的球，斑點！去撿它吧！去吧！ Go get your ball，Spot! Go get it! Go on!